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2021.04.20 10:26 chickenman2359 whatโ€™s the worst thing about having an apple addiction?

you canโ€™t see a doctor about it
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2021.04.20 10:26 footsieplay_official Do you like my little pillows? ๐Ÿ’‹

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2021.04.20 10:26 Leparda35 Any good recommendations for that deck? What could I change to get an even better Buff Deck?

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2021.04.20 10:26 Wonderwav3 What would it take to reach $10?

So many speculate that doge could never reach past the $1 mark. What exactly would stop it from growing if businesses accepted the currency? Is the rate of inflation to high? What can be done to help besides buying and holding?
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2021.04.20 10:26 garrett53 But yes.

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2021.04.20 10:26 The_Algebrist Moon 31-3-2021

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2021.04.20 10:26 prettytypicalred02 [Sevagoth], The wraith, The sorcerer

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2021.04.20 10:26 Ultruxlux How would a Chinese military invasion of Taiwan affect the global chip supply?

Given worlds most specialized chips are made by TSMC in Taiwan, how would the global supply of microchips be affected if:
A: China forcibly annexed TSMC. B: TSMC was destroyed during a war between both parties? C: China's invasion fails, but the war still lasts maybe 3 months as result of many countries joining the fight (including the USA, Japan, Australia UK etc?
I'm asking because I have a lot of contact with individuals from both Taiwan and mainland China. What has become clear to me through my communications with them is that China hopes to invade Taiwan in the near future (within the next 3 years). What is also clear, is that the Taiwanese won't give up their land without a fight. Considering how the world largely depends on TSMC for it's high end microchips, I could imagine such a war being devastating to the global economy as a whole.
But perhaps I'm wrong. What do you think?
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2021.04.20 10:26 SteelFly0001 Oh don't worry, turns out that most of society is a comedian when it comes to cracking jokes on this walking head of cabbage...

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2021.04.20 10:26 Hybrid_Intuition Yoo how about some Kenyan rock vibes! Check out my latest single Seduction!!

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2021.04.20 10:26 BlakeGarrison62 First level 50 legendary!

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2021.04.20 10:26 Certain_Replacement5 Diekamer, the sixth biggest city in Achia.

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2021.04.20 10:26 yeeted_beans Soo much stuff on my cat!

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2021.04.20 10:26 sonjavocado Kyle in Chains (South Park Fanfiction)

Change is a funny thing.
Like when I was younger, I really hated my hair. My stupid big frizzy red Jew hair. I hated it so much that I'd constantly hide it under my hat, only taking it off when absolutely necessary. After my bar mitzvah at thirteen, I decided now that I had 'come of age' I could do whatever the hell I wanted with my hair. So I got it cut, and even though my mom didn't speak to me for a week over it, I'm glad to say that three years later, I still have a short neat crop of gorgeous two inch long vibrant red curls. Or 'ginger head-pubes', as Kenny calls them. Regardless of that dumbass's opinion, I never wear my hat anymore. It's stashed away somewhere, under my bed I think.
Sometimes change is a good thing.
Other times, not so much.
The most significant change in my life has been that of my thoughts concerning Eric Cartman. To be clear, my actual opinion of Cartman is essentially the same as it's always been. He's an overweight, egotistical Nazi prick whose sole purpose in this world seems to be making my life as unbearable as possible. I hate him and he hates me โ€“ we remind each other of this fact at least a dozen times every day. That's the way it's always been. But in recent years, I've been feeling something other than the usual outrage and disgust when it comes to Cartman and his fucked up behaviour.
It started in fourth grade when Cartman and I made that retarded bet about the leprechaun. That stupid asshole was determined to make me suck his balls, no matter what the cost. Of course, I never actually went ahead with it, and Cartman settled for just conjuring up an imaginary image of me doing it for everyone to see, which he appeared to deem as embarrassing enough for me. But that was just it โ€“ even though I stood there watching as the imaginary version of myself 'orally imbibed' the balls of the imaginary Cartman, I didn't feel embarrassed. I certainly looked it โ€“ eyes cast downwards, face flushed, teeth grinding together. On the inside though, a tingle ran down my spine and my stomach fluttered in the most usual way. It almost felt good, like I was enjoying the humiliation.
Over the past seven years, I've had many sleepless nights trying to figure out just what in the fuck went through my head that day. I'm sure it wouldn't have bothered me so much, had it just been a one-time thing. But it seemed to continue to happen whenever one of Cartman's plans to humiliate me actually worked. Whenever that asshole got the better of me he'd get right in my face, stare into my eyes and mock me with that gloating condescending annoying-as-fuck tone of his. But there was something about the low dangerous purr of his voice and the self-satisfied gleam in his dark eyes that caused my insides to writhe pleasurably. It freaked me out to the point that I wanted to run away, but I'd never give him the satisfaction. He's always told me that he loves nothing more than to see me angry, so that's exactly what I gave him.
When I got to the age of fourteen, I figured that it was quite likely that I was gay. This didn't surprise me in the slightest, though I didn't see the point in 'coming out' until I was sure. (As things stand now, I'm pretty certain that I am, but I'm still not coming out until I'm good and ready. I've told Stan though โ€“ that's good enough for now.) As appropriate as this revelation was at the time, it didn't really bring me any closer to working out what the fuck was going on with Cartman. I dismissed the thought that I could be attracted to him, despite the fact that he did tick all the boxes of what I considered to be 'my type' - taller than me, dark hair and eyes, strong broad shoulders. After all, this was Cartman that I was talking about โ€“ the guy who still maintains to this day that Hitler was 'the most awesome person in history ever'. As a Jew, I really don't feel that I will ever be able to overlook this particular difference of opinion.
After grossing myself out over the idea that I could have a crush on that fat fuck, I made a conscious effort to stop thinking about Cartman and the way he made me feel. I've heard it be said that once you stop looking for the answers, the answers will come and find you. This seems to ring true, as an incident last week brought me closer to an answer than I've ever been. A few of the old South Park Elementary gang had met up to shoot some hoops after school. This included myself, Stan, Kenny and unfortunately, Cartman. The fucking Nazi got so pissed off that I kept blocking his shots that he snatched the ball and threw it full force into my face.
I fell to the ground and as blood ran down my chin, I could hear Cartman laughing about doing me a favour by 'breaking that fucking ugly Jew nose'. I vaguely recall Stan yelling at him, but I was more focused on Cartman's voice and the throbbing in my face. My nose felt like a wilted flower and had swollen up instantly. It should have hurt like hell, but for some reason my body just wasn't identifying the pain. The usual tingling and fluttering sensations returned, intensified by the fact that Cartman's mocking tone rang in my ears. I licked the blood from where it had poured out over my lips and nearly moaned at the taste. It was at that point that I realised, much to my horror, that I was aroused. Not a full blown boner, but I was definitely at least half-mast.
I'm not sure how the hell I go out of that situation without anyone noticing my little problem, but let's just say that when I got home I spent a good half an hour in the bathroom 'solving it'. It was without question the most screwed up experience in my life and believe me, I've had a lot of screwed up experiences living in this town. What kind of person needs to jack off after nearly having their nose broken by their archenemy, for crying out loud?
So, how have my feelings for Cartman changed over the years? Having considered this most recent experience along with the others from the past seven years, I have now come to the following conclusion โ€“ My name is Kyle Broflovski, I'm 16 years old and I'm a masochistic gay Jew who gets off on being hurt and humiliated by a fat neo-Nazi fucking asshole who hates my guts. And I like the taste of blood.
In short, I'm completely fucked up.Change is a funny thing.
Like when I was younger, I really hated my hair. My stupid big frizzy red Jew hair. I hated it so much that I'd constantly hide it under my hat, only taking it off when absolutely necessary. After my bar mitzvah at thirteen, I decided now that I had 'come of age' I could do whatever the hell I wanted with my hair. So I got it cut, and even though my mom didn't speak to me for a week over it, I'm glad to say that three years later, I still have a short neat crop of gorgeous two inch long vibrant red curls. Or 'ginger head-pubes', as Kenny calls them. Regardless of that dumbass's opinion, I never wear my hat anymore. It's stashed away somewhere, under my bed I think.
Sometimes change is a good thing.
Other times, not so much.
The most significant change in my life has been that of my thoughts concerning Eric Cartman. To be clear, my actual opinion of Cartman is essentially the same as it's always been. He's an overweight, egotistical Nazi prick whose sole purpose in this world seems to be making my life as unbearable as possible. I hate him and he hates me โ€“ we remind each other of this fact at least a dozen times every day. That's the way it's always been. But in recent years, I've been feeling something other than the usual outrage and disgust when it comes to Cartman and his fucked up behaviour.
It started in fourth grade when Cartman and I made that retarded bet about the leprechaun. That stupid asshole was determined to make me suck his balls, no matter what the cost. Of course, I never actually went ahead with it, and Cartman settled for just conjuring up an imaginary image of me doing it for everyone to see, which he appeared to deem as embarrassing enough for me. But that was just it โ€“ even though I stood there watching as the imaginary version of myself 'orally imbibed' the balls of the imaginary Cartman, I didn't feel embarrassed. I certainly looked it โ€“ eyes cast downwards, face flushed, teeth grinding together. On the inside though, a tingle ran down my spine and my stomach fluttered in the most usual way. It almost felt good, like I was enjoying the humiliation.
Over the past seven years, I've had many sleepless nights trying to figure out just what in the fuck went through my head that day. I'm sure it wouldn't have bothered me so much, had it just been a one-time thing. But it seemed to continue to happen whenever one of Cartman's plans to humiliate me actually worked. Whenever that asshole got the better of me he'd get right in my face, stare into my eyes and mock me with that gloating condescending annoying-as-fuck tone of his. But there was something about the low dangerous purr of his voice and the self-satisfied gleam in his dark eyes that caused my insides to writhe pleasurably. It freaked me out to the point that I wanted to run away, but I'd never give him the satisfaction. He's always told me that he loves nothing more than to see me angry, so that's exactly what I gave him.
When I got to the age of fourteen, I figured that it was quite likely that I was gay. This didn't surprise me in the slightest, though I didn't see the point in 'coming out' until I was sure. (As things stand now, I'm pretty certain that I am, but I'm still not coming out until I'm good and ready. I've told Stan though โ€“ that's good enough for now.) As appropriate as this revelation was at the time, it didn't really bring me any closer to working out what the fuck was going on with Cartman. I dismissed the thought that I could be attracted to him, despite the fact that he did tick all the boxes of what I considered to be 'my type' - taller than me, dark hair and eyes, strong broad shoulders. After all, this was Cartman that I was talking about โ€“ the guy who still maintains to this day that Hitler was 'the most awesome person in history ever'. As a Jew, I really don't feel that I will ever be able to overlook this particular difference of opinion.
After grossing myself out over the idea that I could have a crush on that fat fuck, I made a conscious effort to stop thinking about Cartman and the way he made me feel. I've heard it be said that once you stop looking for the answers, the answers will come and find you. This seems to ring true, as an incident last week brought me closer to an answer than I've ever been. A few of the old South Park Elementary gang had met up to shoot some hoops after school. This included myself, Stan, Kenny and unfortunately, Cartman. The fucking Nazi got so pissed off that I kept blocking his shots that he snatched the ball and threw it full force into my face.
I fell to the ground and as blood ran down my chin, I could hear Cartman laughing about doing me a favour by 'breaking that fucking ugly Jew nose'. I vaguely recall Stan yelling at him, but I was more focused on Cartman's voice and the throbbing in my face. My nose felt like a wilted flower and had swollen up instantly. It should have hurt like hell, but for some reason my body just wasn't identifying the pain. The usual tingling and fluttering sensations returned, intensified by the fact that Cartman's mocking tone rang in my ears. I licked the blood from where it had poured out over my lips and nearly moaned at the taste. It was at that point that I realised, much to my horror, that I was aroused. Not a full blown boner, but I was definitely at least half-mast.
I'm not sure how the hell I go out of that situation without anyone noticing my little problem, but let's just say that when I got home I spent a good half an hour in the bathroom 'solving it'. It was without question the most screwed up experience in my life and believe me, I've had a lot of screwed up experiences living in this town. What kind of person needs to jack off after nearly having their nose broken by their archenemy, for crying out loud?
So, how have my feelings for Cartman changed over the years? Having considered this most recent experience along with the others from the past seven years, I have now come to the following conclusion โ€“ My name is Kyle Broflovski, I'm 16 years old and I'm a masochistic gay Jew who gets off on being hurt and humiliated by a fat neo-Nazi fucking asshole who hates my guts. And I like the taste of blood.
In short, I'm completely fucked up.
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2021.04.20 10:26 Big-Bluebird1442 Anyone know her onlyfans @?

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2021.04.20 10:26 elysion_haris 210420 woo!ah! Twitter Update - Nana feat. Sora

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2021.04.20 10:26 mavrokley Set Yourself Up To Win

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2021.04.20 10:26 AwesomeMcrad Combining some pours, not overly happy with the result looking for some feedback on how to make the final design prettier.

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2021.04.20 10:26 TheDemonsInMyDreams 30 Ireland - Anywhere Tattooed, alternative, Bearded Gamer. I feel that's enough adjectives for a title...

Ahoy!
There is finally light at the end of the tunnel, We are due to come out of lock down in the next few weeks, Which means.. It is time to put my adult clothes back on and go back outside and pretend to be a semi responsible adult. Not gonna lie.. Spending the days and afternoons in my underwear has been a blast.. I saved so much washing, but I'm looking forward to that first sip of ice Cold cider in the sun at my local beer garden!
Alas until then, I will be spending my days in the office, waiting for the phone to ring or an email to pop in to my inbox... On the upside I have my own office and due to the pandemic it has been incredibly quiet, so it gives me more down time that usual to dive down the proverbial Reddit and YouTube rabbit holes.
Some of my fave games at the time of writing are... FFXIV, pokemon sword, Destiny 2 & Warzone. Sinking lots of time in to FFXIV so if you happen to tick the above boxes and play that game.. We can just run get married right now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Heavily tattooed, bearded metal & rock lover, I'd love to meet a fellow nerdy, tattooed gamer to share that with. I have missed out 2 tattoo appointments to get my chest done and I'm currently hoping I can get a start on my left arm sleeve in the summer! I am definitely missing the gym and going to gigs, so to combat my need for activity and music I've started taking longer hikes and exploring with my 2 doggos. They are the main motivation to get me out of the house and they never judge my Karaoke Skills when I'm jamming along to my own curated playlists whilst out in the wilderness.
So if any, or all of the above, ticks any of your boxes then slide on in to my dms or messages (I don't know which is which really) and come prepared for some witty, cheeky and playful banter, with the inevitable dog pictures included.
Anyways.. This post has turned out a lot lo get than I had intended so I have included a TLDR below!
TLDR: 1. Dog lover 2. Gamer, will play with you 3. Tattooed, rock, punk metal head 4. Yes you can see my dogs 5. Yes you can see my tattoos.
Look forward to chatting :D
!unlock
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2021.04.20 10:26 Ok_Profe Doctor explains why many docs when off the rails.

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2021.04.20 10:26 Peanut_Mann RDR2 X HITMAN 3 Fanart with SFM

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2021.04.20 10:26 vulgaran Pravo lice koronavirusa

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2021.04.20 10:26 WellSao made amogus reddit avatar

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2021.04.20 10:26 fitmusicnerd 4/20 green (definitely not blue๐Ÿฅธ)

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2021.04.20 10:26 Riede28 Same temps with gpu deshroud

I recently deshrouded my Msi RX 5700xt Mech OC and strapped two NF-F12 fans to it as intake. However the results haven't been what I might have expected. While running Heaven benchmark, the temps where hitting 75-77 Celsius at 100% fan speed, about the same as before the mod. I applied a undervolt and underclock and temps are now around 65 at 60% fan speed. Should I try changing the thermal paste?
Thanks for the help
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